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Some things never change!

It’s that time of the year again when literally everyone you meet is making unrealistic new year resolutions or taking a holiday because they finally plan to go on a solo trip. But let’s be real, how many of us are actually able to do that? I mean, don’t they know that it’s not actually New Year, New Me but New Year, Same Me! 

But hey, I am not the only one! Deep down you know that no matter how many resolutions we take or trips we plan, there are certain things that will always remain the same! And honestly, New Year’s celebrations are just not complete if we don’t go through these things!

You Cry Over Lapsed Holidays 

Tell me I am not the only one who goes through this! Tell me I am not alone! I lost 15 holidays but HR hai ki manta hi nahi! 
Why can’t the HR take a resolution to encash our leaves?

You Cry Over Lapsed Holidays 

You End Up Taking Year Long Gym Membership

Is it even a New Year if you don’t take a year-long gym membership and only go for a week? You take a membership hoping that one day you will get out of bed and hit the gym to achieve the goal. But let’s be honest, that day rarely comes!

You End Up Taking Year Long Gym Membership

You Come Across People Who Say ‘New Year New Me’ 

*Major Cringe Alert!* 
I mean, aren’t we done with this already? So, this year, if someone says this to you just abort mission. 
I repeat ABORT MISSION!

You Come Across People Who Say ‘New Year New Me’ 

You Promise Yourself That You Will Visit New Places With Your Friends 

It’s not like you don’t try but whenever you make a plan, one yaar gets stuck in traffic, one has a last-minute meeting and one is not even picking up your calls! By the time they’ll make, it’s too late to go anywhere so you end up chilling at one of your yaar’s places with a bottle of Mcdowell’s which you enjoy the most!

 Friends series

You Meet People Who Pretend They Met You Last Year

*meets friend on 31st, 2019*
*meets the same friend on 2nd 2020*
Friend: Omg I met you last year yaar! Long-time no see? 
Me: *stands there with eternal poker face*

Let’s make a fresh start to never meet these friends again!

new year 2020
 

You Look Forward To More Holidays But Realise That 26th January Is On A Sunday!

Arrey yaar, last year Diwali Sunday ko thi aur iss baar Republic Day Sunday ko. How will I catch up on my sleep? 
And, a few off that we do get, it’s in the middle of the week. Aisa lagta hai EMIs ki tarah off diya hai! 

new year 2020

Now that 2020 has just started, I hope you get through these like a pro!

*Drink Responsibly