Oh, I know how much a cheesy joke makes us cringe to our very soul! But who are we kidding? Even though we hate it, we still laugh at them. It is like one of our guilty pleasures, right next to watching pimple popping videos (fakes extra cringe here). C’mon, you have to agree with this one. I can’t be the only one.
Well, if you’re in the same boat as I am, then here’s a list of corny bar jokes that you will laugh at anyway! If not for anything, it will get you brownie points for being funny (and honest :P).
1. It’s the end of the month and don’t you wish you were neutron?
2. A grammar lesson today, keeps the grammar nazis away.
3. If you share a bond with an amoeba, know that it’ll ‘split.’
4. *In Akshay Kumar’s voice* “Everything is planned”
5. Well, it is a ‘Great’ joke that can surpass your ‘Expectations’ if you know what I mean. LOL.
6. Turns out it is very important to know your chemistry, people.
7. Ah, what about chakna then?
8. Clink your glasses if you get this joke.
Well, the next time you are seated next to a stranger at a bar, remember these jokes!